Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Next is summer

This last week or so has been a little ruff on me. With the new medication and trying to eat healthy it can seem like a whirl wind. I have been getting used to not eating all that greasy fast food. I have even found that I am feeling better without all that grease. But I am still sad to say that my boobs still have not shrunk. Not even a centimeter. I think that the people who say that your boobs will shrink are nuts. I have lost about 10 pounds. Due to being a women I have retained a lot of water due to bloating. Women are just blessed like that.

I am glad to announce that I have 2 sisters on this adventure with me. I am sure that my dad is not too far from the adventure himself. I am very proud that we are all losing weight and claiming back our health as a family. Even though we are states apart it is still nice to have someone in your corner. They understand your ups and downs more than anyone else would.

I was surprised to find out that I actually like veggies and fruit. I just stopped eating them as an adult for some odd reason. Tofu on the other hand. Ain't gonna happen with me! To all you out there that actually like the stuff more power to you. You may have my helping right along with yours. Apples, apple sauce, and cottage cheese with blue berries have been my go too snacks. I love love love them. It is odd how when you start to cut the not so good things out how much you really do enjoy the good stuff. Even the sweetness from the apples is enough to fix my sweet tooth. I was raised on sugar loved the stuff. Still do in fact. I just never thought that I could live with out it. But I am and have been able to find other things to fix it.

Summer is right around the corner and lets face it ladies and gentlemen anyone and I mean anyone that is over weight does not jump for joy at the sound that summer is right around that corner. I find that I myself cower in fear. I do not look forward to the months of sweating, swelling, heat rashes and the pure misery that is summer. I am not one of those big people that walk around town in mini skirts and tube tops. I can only show so much skin. My arms and legs. That's it. Mid drift is off limits. Judge me if you must. But lets face it people of a certain size should not let the fuppa, dunlap, or extra tire.... what ever you may call it..... stick out. Some things should be left up to the imagination. I am not saying that you shouldn't wear that mini skirt or tube top in the comfort of your own home but please by all means save the eyes of those around you. I do!

Also for my pleasantly plump girls out there. Or rather any woman that was as blessed as I am in the chest, remember that baby powder is our friend. It will stop all those heat rashes underneath there and actually sooth the skin. We don't want to be walking around with those funny smelling bras. Yes people it happens get over it. I can't even tell you how long I walked around with that odd smell under my shirt. And don't think that you wont get it just because your not plump. If you are large chested it will happen. Another good tip deodorant. YES I SAID DEODERANT!! Works wonders. All I can say is don't knock it until you try it.

Well that is all for this one I will catch you on the next post. Please please please comment and let me know what you think. Ask me any question, even those one that you really don't want to bring up because they are uncomfortable to talk about. I will try my best to answer them. I am not shy so please don't feel weird. Thanks again!! I'am outtie

~~~~~Taterbug

Monday, April 29, 2013

Shrinking What???

Taterbugs incredible shrinking boobs. You read correctly. Let me start off by saying that God so nicely blessed me a bit more than average in the chest department. I have been this way my whole life. Well when I started to develop. I was rather young and in about 3rd grade when this happened. I was also blessed to be plump. Or fluffy however you would like to look at it. I have had people tell me my whole life that if I lose weight that my chest would get smaller. HA boy have I proved that one wrong. Don't take me the wrong way I am glad that I have something but it does get old quick. The older you get the more of a toll the extra weight adds to your back and shoulders. I have had back problems since I was a teenager. I am hoping to fix that now at 27.

This blog will be about my weight loss and well seeing if my boobs will shrink. For those of you who don't know me. Let me give you a little up date. about 5 years ago I found out that my heart beats too fast. Picture running around the block without taking a break. But I am not really running around the block. I am just sitting there. So with all the wonderful meds they have me on I blew up like the state puffed marsh mellow man. My chest has well really not grown but the rest of my body now matches it. 2 weeks ago I started weight watchers. During this I found out that you have to measure yourself. Well your chest, hips, leg, and arm. Boy was I in for a shocker. I almost cried. I called my family in udder dismay. My chest was 57 count them all 57 inches. That is only a few inches shorter than my 5' 9" sister. I could wear her as a bra (she so nicely pointed that out to me.) You gotta love your sisters.

So in all of this I have decided to start a blog about hopefully losing some inches off my chest. I know there are a lot of women out there that have the same problem. If you like them and would like to keep them more power to ya. However if you are like me and would just like to get some comfort stick with me. I will share with you what has and has not worked for me. After the first 2 weeks of weight watchers and 8 pounds down. I still have the whole 57 inches.

You will find that I make fun of myself a lot. Not because I have a bad image of myself. I have been this way so long that I am really comfortable in my own skin. I also believe the best way to deal with something is to find the fun in it. If you can't laugh at yourself how are you going help yourself. If other people make fun of me I just laugh right along with them. Well if it is funny. If not I just ignore them. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. If something they say really gets to me I just remember that I am bigger than they are and can sit on them. I will squish you like a bug. LOL. I just laugh it off.

I said I wouldn't make this long so I better cut this off before I begin to ramble. I hope you all stick with me and follow me to see if they will really shrink as I loose weight.
Thanks for reading!!!
~~TATER